10 Things Your Baby is Probably Thinking
What’s your baby thinking? Let’s find out!
- Oooh fresh diaper?! This is a great time to poop!
- What are these shiny strings hanging from mama’s head? Time rip them off and play with them!
- Why is daddy funny like that? Doesn’t he know how to walk properly on all fours like me?
- Mommy look! I can put all my toes into my mouth!
- Why is everyone sleeping at 3am? It’s dinner time!
- Look at this pretty book daddy gave me to tear apart!
- I’m really tired so instead of taking a nap I’ll just cry at the top of my lungs about being tired
- I should have stayed inside mama’s fully automated belly; these people have no idea what they’re doing
- I could fall asleep to a lullaby, or a story, or a feeding, or silence, or some jiggling. I don’t know which one though so I suggest you try anything and everything until I find something I like
- Those are a lot of planes, trains, and cars going into my tummy, daddy!